Was this review helpful? Best of all, the one and only Crispin Glover has himself a field day in the juicy dual role of Simon and Stanley: Sporting a strange voice that alternates between a shrill whine and an overripe Southern accent, doing all these twitchy mannerisms with histrionic abandon, making all these groaningly cruddy Simon says puns, and even stomping on a cute little poodle in one particularly great scene, Glover is a total wacky hoot to watch. They stop off at a small town to ask for directions, they meet the retarded Simon (Crsipin Glover) & his cruel twin brother Stanley (Crispin Glover as well) but end up have a little altercation. EDIT: I just heard today (9/27/06) that Simon Says does not currently have a theatrical distributor. And the teens here, played by the usual bunch of pretty twenty-somethings, are some of the most irritating in horror history. And for those who are wondering, at the end the twins have our heroine Kate trapped in a basement and have apparently engaged in some intercourse with her because I assume they have had children,(TWINS!). A group of friends (Margo Harshman, Greg Cipes, Carrie Finklea, Kelly Vitz and Artie Baxter) decides to spin their vacation at the woods... somewhere in the middle of nowhere. Everything that follows turns out as way over-the-top: the more-than-graphic kills, the extreme gore and the rapidly mounting body-count (enhanced by some amateur soldiers that appear in the movie totally out-off-the-blue, just to get themselves immediately killed). Etiam tortor odio, bibendum at egestas eget, elementum id orci. 2 out of 3 found this helpful. Me says: Simon Rocks... and so does his equally sick-in-the-head brother Stanley. Hope this helps, but if not I don't care because you've seen the movie against my suggestion, and I've got better movies to waste two hours of my life with like (Insert movie of choice here).
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Was this review helpful? Movies. The story of "Simon says" is nothing new. The supporting cast including the whole Liveley Family (love Red Head Robyn) are mildly entertaining but background to this plot. The pothead Zack (Greg Cipes); the sweethearts Kate (Margo Harshman) and Riff (Artie Baxter); the slut Vicky (Carrie Finklea); and the spoiled Ashley (Kelly Vitz) travel by van to the backwoods to camp. Menu. Was this review helpful? Read the Simon Says movie synopsis, view the movie trailer, get cast and crew information, see movie photos, and more on Movies.com. Five stereotypical teens are hunted and dispatched with a nice assortment of clever overkill implements. They find the perfect place to camp out, but end up crossing paths with twin brothers, Simon and Stanley. His twin brothers decides to stalk these young vacationers and murder them but he has his eye on one of the vacationers... he likes so much. - MERK What can I say about this movie. But as it happens, it turns out that I am wrong (and once again that the BBFC are inconsistent): this film is every bit as gruesome and deranged as the cover says it is. 3 out of 3 found this helpful. Then they meet the deranged retarded Simon (Crispin Glover) in the gas station and Riff has a friction with the guy. Simon Says starts as couple Kate (Margo Harshman) & Riff (Artie Baxter) along with their friends Vicky (Carrie Finklea), Ashley (Kelly Vitz) & Zack (Greg Cipes) are headed towards the open forest wilderness for a weekend away from the stresses & strains of normal city life in their camper van. One moment he's an ultra-creepy maniac who makes eyeless puppets out of his victims, yet the next he's a sneering lunatic who crushes little fluffy dogs with his feet and yells out silly lines like "You forgot to say Simon Says!!". When I read the comments on this film and see the rating on IMDb I get to the conclusion that there are people who like this rubbish. My expectations were something along the lines of evil dead 2, as it advertised, and I was sorely disappointed.
A thoroughly bizarre horror movie in which a deranged Crispin Glover (is there any other kind) boobytraps a stretch of woodland with 1001 flying pickaxes and waits for a bunch of irritating teens to stumble onto the scene.
It's as if the director is working to achieve the scary horror of ED2, and Glover is on that plane half the time, but someone forgot to inform the rest of the cast. Some teenagers in the wood get hunted down by some sicko. Was this review helpful? Relentless in his pursuit, Crispin rises to the occasion. Was this review helpful? It was a no-brainer that he'd make the perfect psychopath. 5 out of 6 found this helpful. 1 out of 1 found this helpful. Although constantly exaggerating in performing his odd roles, he somehow occasionally manages to look creepy & menacing nonetheless. The movie appeared to be just a jumble of film clips stitched together. 19 out of 27 found this helpful. Was this review helpful? The myth. Was this review helpful? When it comes to weird, Glover wears it like a glove(..sorry, it was just too easy). Crispin Glovers usually good creepy acting seemed out of place in this, like he was trying TOO hard to be creepy. finds a perfect balance between creepiness and humor. SAY IT ISN'T SO! 0 out of 0 found this helpful. The wife and I decided to rent "Simon Says" based on its particularly nasty looking trailer and the fact that we saw Crispin Glover's name above the title, prompting me to joke "Cool, George McFly as a slasher!"
However the trip soon turns into a nightmare as the ever so slightly deranged duo of Simon &/or Stanley begin to brutally murder them one-by-one... It was hilarious bad then and it's still just as bad after rewatching it again. Brutal, cold blooded, blunt, not too detailed - right to what it should be. It would be a travesty for this film to go straight-to-video, since it is best enjoyed in a theater environment with a large group of folks with whom to share the experience. Was this review helpful? Was this review helpful? Going camping in the woods, a group of friends stumble upon a deranged killer who has taken to the area as his own personal hunting ground and when he spies one of them as a potential mate, they're forced to fight him off before he slaughters them all. I'm sure some people enjoy it, but it just missed the mark for me. 2 out of 2 found this helpful.
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